oh, the earth. you need some counseling.
I offer one simple solution: love. now we can all be one big happy family, right? right? (crickets)

Tips for trips this summer:
do not drop sunglasses in a bottomless lake
do not injure back while water-skiing
do not let the ocean steal shoes
do not become a piece of fried human (the bright blazing sun hath made me crispy)

now go do something productive according to your definition...
(see you in about three months)